tiramasu:

team small boobs with a big butt.

kabuverdianu:

you ever walk past a basic white boy and think to yourself “i would have thought you were so attractive before i started loving myself”

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess